Dear Mike,
I'm going to beat you like you've stolen something for your conniving and cheating ways... remember the score in 97? 98? and 99?
And for 2000, you're lucky that your team covered that onsides kick to keep the margin to only ten... (and we gave a freshman QB his first start during that game! Amazing you couldn't keep it closer!)
Besides cheating, Mike your team has ugly uniforms... yes, they do resemble those Hutch uniforms many of us had as kids. At least get a logo for those helments! Come on man! Your fans live in the past, and you're always overrated. I can't believe that you were actually ranked #3 at the start of this season! Unbeliveable!
Mike, you better clean that mess up in Memphis, or I'm going to start really beating you worse than the double digit margins that you're becoming accustomed to... I'm serious-- clean up that cesspool of illegal activities or I'm going to seriously run it up on you next time. If you're still there next October, I'm going to beat you by at least 30 unless your recruiting tactics get in line.
Your Freind,
Phil
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