From the high command of Marcus Licinius Crassus, high commander of the Garrison of Rome, defender of Rome's great praetor, financer of the great conquests of Caesar, and creator of the First Triumvirate with Caesar and the mighty Pompey,
Greetings and Hail-- Flavius Optimus Caesar, Titus Decimus Romulus, Apuleius Macer Romulus, Quintus Darius Postomus.
The one who was owed to the ancestors, and god-made-manifest, Caesar, has come to join me. And the Emperor whom the world anticipated and hoped for has been proclaimed; the good spirit of the inhabited world and source of all goodness, Marcus Licinius Crassus (Me), has been proclaimed. Consequently, we should all wear garlands and with sacrifices of oxen give thanks to all the gods. (Year) one of Marcus Licinius Crassus and also of my fellow ruler Augustus Germanicus, the twenty-first of the month Neus Sabastus
That being said, I have recently been visited by my associate Augustus Germanicus Cassiodorvis, and he (as well as the Governors of the low country) are growing increasingly fearful of your legions presence there. As high protectorate of Rome and commander of the garrison I must make the defense of the Empire my personal responsibility. I am afraid that we will have no choice but to march on you if you do not withdraw from our land, and I recomend that you re-locate your dress up party somewhere else. I have also noted that you have chosen to use our great symbol SPQR, this is blasphemy and warrants your destruction. Thus Pompey has spoken, and I consent to the worries of Augustus Germanicus Cassiodorvis, and will aide him in battle against you if you choose to commit to bloodshed. However, I suggest a peaceful retreat.
All hail our mighty Triumvirate.... to the glory of Rome and her might.
Marcus Licinius Crassus, high commander of the Garrison of Rome, defender of Rome's great praetor, financer of the great conquests of Caesar, and creator of the First Triumvirate with Caesar and the mighty Pompey
(Also I was very disturbed to note that when I was setting up my account to see that LATIN was not a language choice, are we Roman or aren't we?)
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