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No incestuous postings now.
No illicit couplings of quotes or comments.
Every time you want to post you have to search the archives to ensure that what you are about to say has never been said before.
Especially by yourself.
Regardless of what it was in connection with in your earlier post.
That's the law:
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Admin wrote: |
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From: Admin Support
To: Elfin-Saffy
Posted: Wed Dec 27, 2006 4:34 pm
Subject: Spam Posts
You will not be allowed to post and re-post the same topics.
I have already deleted one of your regurgitated posts.
You have a limited number of chances before you may find yourself banned, albeit it temporarily.
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I think he or she means "warned"!
Of course, we shouldn't be surprised if the interpretation of "regurgitated" turns out to be somewhat "liberal".
For example, no doubt if a speeding thread should be started the usual suspects will be allowed to regurgitate their endlessly previously posted repetitions and variations of:
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usual suspects wrote: |
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"Don't speed and you won't get fined!
If you don't speed, you won't pay. Quite simple really.
If you don't want to pay the fine, don't commit the crime.
If you don't want to pay the fine, don't do the crime.
If you don't speed you won't get fined. It really is that simple.
If you don't like it, don't speed in the first place........
Etc, etc, etc......... |
A selection from just one Beeb thread.
But should anyone dare to reply with a variation of:
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right thinking person wrote: |
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Drive at under 70 mph on a motorway which has a camera left set to a rescinded roadworks limit:
PAY!
Drive at under 70 on dual carriageway which has a camera left set to a rescinded roadworks limit:
PAY!
Drive at under 60 mph on an NSL road which has a camera left set to a rescinded roadworks limit:
PAY!
Drive within the normal limit on a road which has an unsigned reduced roadworks limit:
PAY!
Drive within the old limit on a road which has an illegally reduced limit:
PAY!
Drive within the old limit on a road which has a lowered limit which is only signed before the junction you join it at, and after the one you leave:
PAY!
Drive within the old limit on a road which is signified as now being a 30 by the old signs being taken off the street lamps:
PAY!
Drive at a safe and reasonable speed on a road which has had its limit reduced to an unreasonable figure signified by hidden or missing signs:
PAY!
Drive at under 30 mph past a dodgy camera or one being affected by any of a multitude of factors that give false readings:
PAY!
Drive at under 20 mph past a dodgy camera or one being affected by any of a multitude of factors that give false readings:
PAY!
Drive at under 10 mph past a dodgy camera or one being affected by any of a multitude of factors that give false readings:
PAY!
Even drive at under FIVE mph past a dodgy camera or one being affected by any of a multitude of factors that give false readings:
PAY!
Etc, etc, etc.
PAY! PAY! PAY! |
It'll be instantly deleted as "regurgitated spam".
I wonder where all the redundant BBC mods have moved to?
Doh!
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