"When I last looked, breaking the speed limit (and parking illegally) were crimes, maybe Chopper Howard is looking at a different statute book..."
The last time I looked, either eating Christmas Pud, or celebrating Christmas, was a crime.
And the time before that, within the life of the last parliament, eating Christmas Pud, and celebrating Christmas, were crimes.
Welcome to gofl's world:
Where the eaters of Christmas Pud have committed crimes, deserve to be punished, and taxed to help compensate "victims".
Such as Murderers and Rapists who have suffered some PC indignity in their formative years no doubt.
Like being deprived of appropriate chastisement.
"However, it's my belief that upping the points from 3 to 4 (therefore reducing the number of occurences needed for a ban) would be more effective. This would only affect people with 0 points, if you already had 6 points you'd still need two more offences to get a ban."
It would save on admin too.
Just think:
All those people who used to have to be sent four NIPS in a week for creeping past the new, illegally, or un-signed limits well within the former perfectly safe limit, will only have to be sent three to surprise them with a ban for being a homicidal maniac doing a whopping 35 on what used to be a perfectly safe at 70 40mph dual carriageway until they took the speed limit signs off the lamp posts!
Last time I looked fare dodging and riding a cycle on the pavement were crimes, both with probably a £1000 fine.
When was the last time they were used?
Never mind topped up with a tax?
Never mind those archaic laws about riding without lights, through red lights, or putting out the lights of some poor pedestrian.