"I've accidently stumbled here when looking for duty on whisky."
Isn't amazing how many of Georgeda's friends, all from the same server, "accidentally" stumble here?
"Why are their so many trainspotters/anoraks here?"
Because the anti car/anti movement/anti gun/anti freedom/anti liberty pro cattle truck tram and train/pro centralised control/pro government dictat/pro emasculate the people anoraks need to take a break from "self flagellation".
And come here for a real whipping from the grown ups.
"Those blokes Hanbo/Bogush really do need to get out more."
You assume that we can't think and type at the same time.
Or type and walk.
Unlike you and your playmates.
"You know how about just doing a spot of gardening?"
Why?
"Or"
"Knitting?"
Ditto.
"Instead of staying up till all hours writing school essays 700 words long!!"
Not being schoolboys, we don't need to stay up till all hours to knock off a few hundred words.
Unlike you.
Is that why you "specialise" in "soundbites":
It's all you can manage before mummy switches of the computer and sends you off to bed.
With a drop of "whisky" for your nightcap.