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You just CANNOT make it up!
Yesterday, we reported on the Speed Nazis in Wales!
Today... we could not read the Express for laughing!
Our Cops are FAT BARSTEWARDS! (According to the Metropolitan Police and today's "Daily Express"
Our roly poly cops are BURSTING out of their uniforms because they are sat on their FAT BUMS issuing NIPs and viewing scam footage! They claim it is down to paper work and.....PATROLLING in their COP cars?????***
SINCE WHEN!!!! You lot out there actually seen a cop on patrol lately? Thought NOT! Seen them hiding under blankets in the back of talivans though! Tsst.... So little exercise catching real crooks..
Well, the article said that the Met Police was spending a WHOPPING £500,000 on a cook book telling our cops how to cook BAKED BEANS! Er... all that dosh on how to open a can and stick it in the microwave?
AHHH! SO that's why they need to fine us all the time - to fund a cook book telling them how to use a tin opener!
And DIDDDUMMMS DENNNN! A Cumbrian Cop required counselling and compensation of £100 after a teenager called him a FAT BARSTWEWARD!
Perhaps we whould remind them that they are paid to catch crooks as running after real villains and USING their BRAINS burns up CALORIES!
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