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The long arm of the claw

April 1 2004 at 3:02 PM
Joe King  (no login)
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Speeders ... being watched like a 'hawk'

MOTORISTS 'squawked' with rage last night as police revealed plans to fit speed cameras on HAWKS.

Specially-trained birds in the new 'Flying squad' will 'prey' on speeding drivers spotted by their cop handlers.

'Talon-ted' ... cop hawks soar above M-way

They will 'Swoop' on vehicles and film them with strapped-on mini cameras developed by the BBC for wildlife programmes.

Officers watching on monitor screens will see a readout of the speed — and even details like registration numbers and tax discs.

The Hawkeye system has had successful trials on the M40 in Oxfordshire, where PCs Mark Dalton and Otto Hergt put two birds through their paces.

Mark said: “It’s a valuable new weapon.”

But motorist Andy Pinder, 45, said: “We’re already persecuted, now we’re being hunted.”

And Alan Payne, 47, said: This idea is totally "bird-brained."

It's Here!

http://www.thesun.co.uk/article/0,,2-2004150977,00.html


Are these cops from the Traffic 'WING'?

Now they really are 'ROBIN' us!

Must be 'Raven' mad!

We always said they live in cloud 'Cuckoo' land!

The Chief Con says 'It will come out of our 'Budgie', ooops 'Budget'!

And they are known for 'Feathering their own nest's'

Bet they come in for some 'FOWL' (foul) language!

Such a 'Poultry' (paltry) scheme!

Only 'Yolking'!

(Just 'egging' you on!)

(Remember, it 'is' April 1st Today!!)






 
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Re: The long arm of the claw

April 1 2004, 3:30 PM 

Bet they'll get a 'Birds Eye View' with these!

They're buying the birds on 'Higher Perches'! (hire purchase)

Must be 'Featherbrained' Brunstom's idea!

He's always 'Crowing' about motorists!

Will the 'Speeders' appear in court to be dealt with by the 'Beak'??
(And made to do 'Bird'?)

When I read this it made me OWL with laughter!

Are the coppers 'ROOK'ies ?? (What a 'CAW-ker')

I think they soon will 'Chicken' out of this one!







 
 
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Re: The long arm of the claw

April 1 2004, 4:02 PM 

BWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH -HAH-HAH-HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!

Look what you made me do!

Coffee all over me desk!

Not stopped laughing!

Check out Petrol Ted's prank! (EU bans overtaking - as it is "very very dangerous" And the numpties believed it! HOWL-LLLLL!

Amazin' how many got took in!

Nice one mate!

Woz 'avin' a borin' afternoon til I read this!

Cheers!

 
 
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