Latest way to shed that shedload of dosh!
Spend £87,000 of your surplus over expenditure?
Get the public to make friends with the nice relaible PC Gatso?
Get fit bloke to model white T-shirt. Print Logo:
"SPEED CAMERAS SAVE LIVES"
Replace the numpty's head with PC Gatso's yellow face and black sunglasses (Bit like the guard in "Cool Hand Luke!")
Then have the talking PC Gatso who with his "Balloon comic" strip tells you how many lives he "saves" - 33%!
Similar money could have been spent on leaflet teaching children how to cross a road safely, how to ride a bike safely.
Similar money could have provided leaflet for drivers - reminding them of two-second rule, POWER< COAST, MSM, PSL, seat belts, drink and drug dangers, eye tests, ..... need I continue?
Of course, that is what a ROAD SAFETY PARTNERSHIP should be doing!
But we have got Road Safety PRATnerships instead!
What adverts would you folks like to see on the telly?
And let's sack Hattie and the Eurovision song less than nul points failure. She cannot sing, it is out of tune, and my parrot (yes I have a pet parrot) goes sick when she hears it!
My dog whimpers! and the cat runs off!
That advert is animal cruelty!
So what should be Hattie's replacement?
And what other adverts would we all like to see on the telly - road safety wise.
And I do not want to have any answers containing swearing, rude gestures, and we want Aunty mary to think we are responsible - so do not mention the "s word" as she is easily shocked!
Cheers!
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