Like milkshake. Only plottier.

I... I... UUuuuwwwWWWAAAAaaaaaAAAAAAaaaaaaAAAAAAAAGGGGGHHHH!!!!! runs away screaming at the idea of doing something resembling work

Blame's just a bit too full of big complex words for that sci-fi jargon used in it. Really don't think I could manage a full chapter, even.

I'd be happy to translate the entire dialogue for the first episode of the animation, though :D;;;;