Warning: Taking this post too seriously may result in a brain tumor.

Okay, from those Log 51 scans, it looks like some of Killy's memories are returning. In case some flashbacks come along that explain everything, I believe the logical thing to do now is to SPECULATE ALL KINDS OF BIZARRE THEORIES BEFORE THE FACTS RUIN IT!! YEEEAAAAAAHHHH!!!!

So, in book 3 when Sanakan flies off Mothra-style, I'm gonna assume she was really depressed and sullen and stuff when she says to Killy "Are your functions all you've recovered?"

"But Bob," you say. "She's as expressionless there as she is in all the other scenes. I mean, an arrow through the head doesn't make her flinch, dagnabbit!"

I'd respond to that (after making fun of you for using "dagnabbit") by saying "Exactly! Her expression never changes, so we don't know what's going on inside of her!" Whenever she's destroying civilizations, she could be thinking of butterflies and pink fuzzy bunnyrabbits for all we know. Nothing's gonna convince me otherwise except for a panel of her terrorizing some other village with a word bubble in the corner saying "I'm not thinking of butterflies and pink fuzzy bunnyrabbits."

So, anyhow, I bet Sanakan and Killy used to date way back when. No, I bet they were going steady. No, no, scratch that, I bet they had a lovey-dovey shojo manga romance going on, and they were like THIS!! *holds up fingers crossed around each other, with an intense look on his face*

. . .

...that's not a very effective visual in the online world, so lemme try it with this instead

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YES!!! I want to see some Blame doujinshi...Killy and Sanakan Love Love!! Wai!!!

Okay, this might be a different kind of doujin than you had in mind, but it's still Sanakan x Killy.

Sanakan XXX Killy, that is! Don't look at the pic below if you're under 18 or whatever legal age is set for your country. (pfft, as if that's ever worked over the 'net)

Apologies to Krum and Crumb in case they didn't want this kind of smut on their board, but here it is anyway... KILLY AND SANAKAN GETTING IT ON IN HOT, SWEATY, RABID BUNNY SEX!!!










....as seen from really far away, and with arrows and captions to assist people with less than Safeguard-level eyesight.

...you'll have to copy abd paste this into your browser.

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Ah...hah...how romantic o_o

We SO need a Blame Oekaki board...

But I'd rather not put one up if no one actually uses it... Where would you get one anyway? O_O

I'm none too clear on those 'cept that cheating bastards with pallets do better art than those of us stuck with poor wrist control and a mouse...

or like in my case a darned trackball =_=


laugh do oekaki and post on the bbs!

Nothing wrong with posting stories and art here.

Hrrrruuuuaagh!!! You think you're the only one who can lavish the love in BLAME!? Eh, BOB? Look! Look! See the romantic potential!

There's something about making those characters smile that has a similar effect to Scanners, only completely wrong.

I can't compete with that, especially the way Killy's cut lip works just like a tooth sparkle from many a toothpaste ad! sob

...so I retort with a whole different kind of wrong

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I'm putting up a 'The Wrongness of BLAME!" page. I'm appropriating your art and text and doing terrible public-like things to them. You have no say in the matter.

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pokey and killy do share many quirks.
such as shooting things strange and barely understandable, and getting hit by boxing gloves possessed by satan.

since no one reads the old posts i make it my DUTY my civic fucking duty to write the most obcene things in this post and check if people actualy see if old posts are still kept upon or are we all jsut trendy fucking amggots!

i want to fuck sanakan the kid version. why? because i ehar when little girls get fuct, they're cervixies n shit arent ready.
furthermore. killy has the "im not proud of you"
glare 23-7
even when hes fucking something. hes still not proud.,

thee end.