Star Trek films rated: Stellar to Black Hole

by MH

 

I hired out Nemesis Tuesday evening, but made the mistake of also hiring out Donnie Darko at the same time... I didn't get around to watching Trek <sheepish>

But I recently bought the Australian Empire magazine for some pictures I wanted to scan, and it happened to have a rating of all the Star Trek films to date next to the review of Nemesis. I found some of the order rather interesting...

Obviously, the "Steller" ones are the first ones, the "Black Hole" being the end. Okay?

VIII: First Contact
The birth of warp, the Borg wipingout the Earth and saying hi to the Vulcans for the first time. Has it all.

II: The Wrath of Khan
A wrathful Ricardo Montalban spices things up as action rules, life returns and Spock dies.

VI: The Undiscovered Country
The old crew unveil a conspiracy and save the Federation once more. Kim Cattrall is the sexiest Vulcan ever.

VII: Generations
Not half bad, as the Next Generation make it to the big screen and Kirk dies.

X: Nemesis
Action-packed, but not on the galaxy-spinning, world-saving scale.

IV: The Voyage Home
The team return to Los Angeles in the '80s to save the whales. Silly, but fun.

IX: Insurrection
The search for the fountain of youth turns into a long, dullish telemovie.

Star Trek: The Motion Picture
Stodgy (but often breath taking) fare from the director of The Day The Earth Stood Still

III: The Search for Spock
Spock returns to life as the crew of the Enterprise turn rogue. Zzzzzz.

V: The Final Frontier
Hyper-zzzzzzz.



Posted on Jul 23, 2003, 7:06 AM
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  1. I noticed that too.. Erik, Jul 24, 2003
    1. 3 NG films in the top 5?. Queasly, Jul 25, 2003

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