A bong is a lovely little ornament that sits on the coffee table.... that gets swiftly put under the couch when guests unexpectedly pop in. Also known as a Billy. Hee hee. Or, if it's mine, it's known as Bently. Or rather was. I leant it to some punks in the park and the bastards broke it....
All I heard was [Smash]'oh no... what did you do... he's going to kill you...' Then they all pleaded ignorant like they had no idea.
Fuckin' stoners.
Posted on Sep 18, 2003, 2:10 AM from IP address 210.84.80.225