Cue music. Warping through space - cast names appear and disappear fluidly. Suddenly, an explosion.
T&A, T&A, T&A.
As the explosion gets loader, with the SFX going crazy and changing colour, Picard gets his bazookoid out and blasts the brains out of, I dunno, a rhino.
T&A, T&A, T&A.
Data comes back to life and makes some pissy jokes about death and calls Riker a knob. Enterprise warps away.
Brannon Braga picks himself up from the floor, pulling himself away from Berman for a few seconds to proudly proclaim that "This film rulez!" and "The fans will love it, it's about twenty Trek films meshed into one hunk of crap - though somehow we still left out the good bits" before Berman throws money in the air and coos like a pigeon.
THE END
(Bad day at work - do I need to explain?)
Posted on Mar 4, 2004, 1:54 PM from IP address 195.92.168.179