Chocolate is derived from cacao beans. Bean = vegetable. Sugar is
derived from either sugar CANE or sugar BEETS. Both are plants, which
places them in the vegetable category. Thus, chocolate is a vegetable.

To go one step further, chocolate candy bars also contain milk, which
is dairy. So candy bars are a health food. Chocolate-covered raisins,
cherries, orange slices and strawberries all count as fruit, so eat as
many as you want. If you've got melted chocolate all over your hands,
you're eating it too slowly.

The problem: How to get 2 pounds of chocolate home from the store in a
hot car. The solution: Eat it in the parking lot.

Diet tip: Eat a chocolate bar before each meal. It'll take the edge off
your appetite, and you'll eat less. If calories are an issue, store your
chocolate on top of the fridge. Calories are afraid of heights, and
they will jump out of the chocolate to protect themselves. (We're
testing this with other snack foods as well.)

If I eat equal amounts of dark chocolate and white chocolate, is that a
balanced diet? Don't they actually counteract each other? Chocolate has
many preservatives. Preservatives make you look younger. Therefore, you
need to eat more chocolate. Put "eat chocolate" at the top of your list
of things to do today. That way, at least you'll get one thing done. A
nice box of chocolates can provide your total daily intake of calories
in one place. Now, isn't that handy? If you can't eat all your
chocolate, it will keep in the freezer. But if you can't eat all your
chocolate, what's wrong with you?

If not for chocolate, there would be no need for control top pantyhose.
An entire garment industry would be devastated. You can't let that
happen, can you?

MEDICAL NEWS FLASH > > > > > > "Stressed" spelled backward is
"desserts."

Send this to four women and you will lose two pounds.
Send this to all the women you know (or ever knew), and you will lose 10
pounds. If you delete this message, you will gain 10 pounds
immediately. That's why I had to pass this on -- I didn't want to risk
it.


(Whisper....I remember to add my name this time!!!)

'Drea

I posting this on Slipstream:)

That's terrific! I've always known there was a good reason for chocolate!

Shhh,
Whisper

See? Even that chocolate is a valid part of the English language!

LOL - I like that Always knew chokkie should be part of the major food groups

oh my, too funny! well, i certainly wouldn't want anyone to lose their job, so better go get some chocolate! not to mention the obvious health reasons involved in eating it! thanks for the laughes!
love and hugs,
Sapph

I know.....I'm havin' really bad craving for some....I may just have to run over to the store and get some!!!!!!! Damn...now I'll have to get dressed again....

'Drea