Top Ten Weird Products And Novelties
In the never-ending search for the most unusual and eccentric items available, there may be no more fertile hunting ground than the Web. Whether you need a gift for someone who really has everything, or you're just into strange stuff, the possibilities are astounding.
1) Bubblebodywear
You guessed it - clothes made out of bubble wrap. This stuff is the fashion statement of the future, and it provides extra impact protection around sensitive body parts. Have a party and "pop it off." Business suits, ball caps, and, uh, wedding dresses are now available. Manufacturer's Site
2) TailGator Gas Powered Blender
Real men don't waste their time with electric blenders. You need 2 1/4 Horse of pure gas powered testosterone to get the job done right! Besides, there isn't always a power outlet around when you want a margarita. Manufacturer's Site
3) SexyMouse
A computer mouse with boobs - as if my carpal tunnel syndrome isn't bad enough already. I hate to say it, but this could be as close as geeky guys like myself ever come to getting any. Manufacturer's Site
4) Remote Control Finder
A sound activated device you attach to your TV remote so that when you clap it starts to beep. I'd like to fasten one of these things to everything I own. Manufacturer's Site
5) TongueJoy
Little vibrators you put on your lover's tongue to shut them up in bed. No, not really - you put them on your own tongue to enhance erotic oral activites. Just take it easy with the turbo attachment - someone could get hurt. Manufacturer's Site
6) Male Chastity Belt
I'm sure he'll be willing to cooperate while you lock his genitalia into that medieval-looking contraption. Just reading the instructions scares the hell out of me. Come to think of it, you might save a few bucks by using a set of Vice-Grips from his toolbox instead. Manufacturer's Site
7) Wacky Weenies
A lot of women are fond of stuffed animals - now you can stuff her stocking with a stuffed weenie, or better yet, stuff a Wacky Weenie in your pants and whip it out for her at an appropriate moment (not necessarily during Christmas dinner). Manufacturer's Site
8) Blenderphone
A phone and a blender all in one! Why didn't I think of that? Now if it were only gas powered. Manufacturer's Site
9) Ninja Jesus Action Figure
Here's an interesting twist on the messiah concept - a pump-action over-under shotgun and Ninja throwing nails. Hey, wasn't it Jesus who said, "Asta la vista, baby?" Manufacturer's Site
10) Cellbaby
Turn your cellphone into a cute little fuzzy thing. This will definitely make a lasting impression on the people at your next board meeting. Manufacturer's Site
this link might get you to the manufacturers' sites if you really want to buy one of these
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