>>>FOR MEN TIRED OF RECEIVING MALE-BASHING JOKES
>>>
>>>How many men does it take to open a beer?
>>>None. It should be opened by the time she brings it.
>>>
>>> ----------------------------------------
>>>Why is a Laundromat a really bad place to pick up a woman? Because a
>>>woman
>>>who can't even afford a washing machine will probably never be able to
>>>support you.
>>> ----------------------------------------
>>>Why do women have smaller feet than men?
>>>It's one of those "evolutionary things" that allows them to stand closer
>>>to
>>>the kitchen sink.
>>> ----------------------------------------
>>>How do you know when a woman is about to say something smart?
>>>When she starts her sentence with "A man once told me..."
>>> ----------------------------------------
>>>How do you fix a woman's watch?
>>>You don't. There is a clock on the oven.
>>> ----------------------------------------
>>>Why do men break wind more than women?
>>>Because women can't shut up long enough to build up the required
>>>pressure.
>>> ----------------------------------------
>>>If your dog is barking at the back door and your wife is yelling at the
>>>front door, who do you let in first?
>>>The dog, of course. He'll shut up once you let him in.
>>> ----------------------------------------
>>>What's worse than a Male Chauvinist Pig?
>>>A woman who won't do what she's told.
>>> --------------------------------------
>>>I married Miss Right. I just didn't know her first name was
>>>Always.
>>> ----------------------------------------
>>>I haven't spoken to my wife for 18 months: I don't like to
>>>interrupt her.
>>> ---------------------------------------
>>>Scientists have discovered a food that diminishes a woman's sex drive by
>>>90%. It's called a Wedding Cake.
>>> ----------------------------------------
>>>Marriage is a 3-ring circus: Engagement Ring, Wedding Ring, Suffering.
>>> ----------------------------------------
>>>Our last fight was my fault: My wife asked me "What's on the TV?"
>>>I said, "Dust!"
>>> ----------------------------------------
>>>In the beginning, God created the earth and rested. Then God created Man
>>>and
>>>rested. Then God created Woman. Since then, neither God nor Man has
>>>rested.
>>> ------------------------------------------
>>>Why do men die before their wives? They want to.
>>> ----------------------------------------
>>>A beggar walked up to a well-dressed woman shopping on Rodeo Drive and
>>>said,
>>>"I haven't eaten anything for days."
>>>She looked at him and said, "God, I wish I had your willpower."
>>> ----------------------------------------
>>>Young Son: "Is it true, Dad, I heard that in some parts of Africa a man
>>>doesn't know his wife until he marries her?"
>>>Dad: That happens in every country, son.
>>> ----------------------------------------
>>>A man inserted an advertisement in the classified:
>>>Wife Wanted." The next day he received a hundred letters. They all said
>>>the
>>>same thing: "You can have mine."
>>> ----------------------------------------
>>>The most effective way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it
>>>once.
>>> ----------------------------------------
>>>Women will never be equal to men until they can walk down the street with
>>>a
>>>bald head and a beer gut, and still think they are beautiful.

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I can never ever EVER show these to my husband!!!



LOL!

Thanks for the giggle!

Shhh,
Whisper

All of those Male bashing jokes are true, and I take great pride in upholding those long, standing traditions!!!

Uh, the above post was me... See!!!! I told ya they're all true!!!

I knew you were at the root of all the evil!!

LOL!

Shhh,
Whisper