In a recent Harris On-line poll 38,562 men across the US were asked to identify woman's ultimate fantasy. 97.8% of the respondents said that a woman's ultimate
fantasy is to have two men at once.

While this has been verified by a recent sociological study, it appears that most men do not realize that in this fantasy, one man is cooking and the other
is cleaning.

So I guess it's Jon E. for the cooking, now who do we pick for the cleaning ..... LOL

hugs
fayee

Maybe this info will knock 'em down a few pegs!

Yeah, that's what we want... TWO of them to think of their needs only!

Just cooking and cleaning, huh?

No foot rubs, no wine and pealed grapes, no soft music and feather fans, no telling how beautiful you are, no cuddling and petting, no caressing, no constant appreciation, no sweet nothings in the ear to make ya squeal, no giving ya vicarious smoochies and luv poetry...etc...

Still just cooking and cleaning...and nothing else...not even oiled muscles...ya sure about that, badacious Mermaid babe?

So who's being knocked down a few pegs...you or us? Ya might wanna rethink that, lass. ;P~~~~~~~~~~~~
See ya! Jon.E

QUOTE:
No foot rubs, no wine and pealed grapes, no soft music and feather fans, no telling how beautiful you are, no cuddling and petting, no caressing, no constant appreciation, no sweet nothings in the ear to make ya squeal, no giving ya vicarious smoochies and luv poetry...etc...

See, I can go to a spa and get this all done. I can leave the hubby and kids at home, go and chat with the women-folk, and maybe have a latte or two.
And best of all. The house is cleaned, the kids are feed and dinner is waiting on ME when I get home.
Yep. I'd have to say that the poll was right on target!

" See, I can go to a spa and get this all done. I can leave the hubby and kids at home, go and chat with the women-folk, and maybe have a latte or two."

That costs money...why go out and spend when ya can get all that for free...and from yer own huzband with quality time...someone that cares about ya? Sounds cold and worldly to me, yer ~Wikienezz...

Be a dull relationship if my girlfriend fantasized me as just the cooking and cleaning. 'Sides, I provide her the fantasies...heh heh. What else is a guy for?

Nopers, I'd say that poll is full o' holes...

See ya! Jon.E

Ahhhh... for cooking and cleaning! That I'd agree with!

Maybe also for watching THEIR children, doing laundry, scooping dog left-overs, cleaning the pool, ...



The thing is, if you give 'em too much freedom they'll be wanting to do the grocery shopping, which is forbidden, as nobody can afford a husband's grocery bill, and then they'll want thanks and adulations for the few chores they actually do. HA!



Shhh,
Whisper

Maybe I'm going about this all wrong...

Hey laaaaaadiez! I got a vacuum cleaner! Look, I can do housework! I can make macaronni and cheeze in the microwave! ;P~~~

Who sez I ain't partial to compromise?


See ya! Jon.E

No foot rubs, no wine and pealed grapes, no soft music and feather fans, no telling how beautiful you are, no cuddling and petting, no caressing, no constant appreciation, no sweet nothings in the ear to make ya squeal, no giving ya vicarious smoochies and luv poetry...etc...



Jon E., hunny, I'll take up on that offer. I like all the above. Of course, along with the cooking and cleaing as well.

I like the red grapes. I like Frank Sinatra. I like cuddling. Make me squeal, baby.


God bless,
Deina

Treat a woman right...and ya get some... heh heh. Poll? What poll?

Shall I cuddle and make ya squeal with endless foot rubs while the poll burns, mah leetle she-minx of beautay?

You won't be saying 'God Bless' after tonight...

See ya! Jon.E

It always costs ya some way or another down the line!
Usually when a guy gets all cutesie and smoochie, they are up to something (and it doesn't benefit us ladies, believe you me!) or they have royally screwed up something!

But, as always, Jon E. is one in a million! Will you please teach a few classes for the rest of them? LOL!

Have a great weekend everyone!:)
Mermaid

Jon E. should be the guru for 'Knowing How to Treat a Woman Right'.

Hey, Jon E., you should write a book or hold a course for all men out there who are as clueless as a jellyfish to know how to treat woman right.

QUOTE JonE:
That costs money...why go out and spend when ya can get all that for free...and from yer own huzband with quality time...someone that cares about ya? Sounds cold and worldly to me, yer ~Wikienezz...

Gone'a have to disagree with ya there toots. Until you've had a baby cryin' and hangin' on you all day, have an 8 year old demanding his fair share of your time plus help him with his homework, and hubby (or wife in your case ), demanding his (her) fair share of your time, and all of the above demanding to be feed, clothes to be washed,to have clean dishes to eat on, and a clean house to live in and various other demands, you have no idea how heavenly a day at the spa sounds. Alone. With no demands.
Cold and worldly? Be that as it may, those are the facts.
Now, before you and others think that I don't love my family, I do. All of the above that I listed, I do with with nothing but love. I don't mind doing what I do. It's my life and it's the one that I choose to live. But there are times we all need a "break".
So, you think what you want, but there it is.

I'd probably go nuts if I spent 24/7 with my girlfriend.

But ya gotta admit, if you can get pealed grapes, caressing and cuddling...etc...from just going to a spa then heck, where do I sign up?

Maybe that answers the question of where we guys really go on weekly poker night?

All in all, no judging, I'm just here to have fun with youse gals...

See ya! Jon.E

seeing I'm down the South Coast for the weekend (Oh hush, I know what you're all thinking about me and quick )

Two men? Sure, why not - twice the pleasure, double the fun!

Lessee - definitely Ares, and maaaaaaybe Jon E (if he keeps up the foot rubs! :D) Housework? Washing? Ye gods and little fishies - as if I'd have them doing something THAT mundane! Maaaan, they'd be .... hmmmm, foot warmers and....neck warmers - yeah, that's what they'd be doing for moi! LOLOL!

And the grapes and massages and all da rest would come as part of da package!

Hugs and zooooooming outta here,
Kendaa