It's a sunny morning in the Big Forest and the Bear family is just waking up. Baby Bear goes downstairs and sits in his small chair at the table. He looks into his small bowl. It is empty!

Who's been eating my porridge?" he squeaks.

Daddy Bear arrives at the table and sits in his big chair. He looks into his big bowl. It is also empty!

"Who's been eating my porridge?" he roars.

Mommy Bear puts her head through the serving hatch from the kitchen and yells,

"For Pete's sake, how many times do we have to go through this? It was Mommy Bear who got up first. It was Mommy Bear who woke everybody else in the house up. It was Mommy Bear who unloaded the dishwasher from last night and put everything away. It was Mommy Bear who went out into the cold early morning air to fetch the newspaper. It was Mommy Bear who set the table. It was Mommy Bear who put the cat out, cleaned the litter box, and filled the cat's water and food dish.
And now that you've decided to come down stairs and grace me with your presence -- listen good because I'm only going to say this one more time.
I haven't EVEN MADE the porridge yet!"

That's FUNNY!!!!

Shhh,
Whisper

Yep, I reckon that's the real story too, LOLOLOL! LOVE it!!!

Kendaa

Ha!!!!!!!!!! Tell us something we don't know LOL!!!!!!

Happy Easter:):):) (Well it is down here anyway!)

Porridge filled eggs oh yum!!!!!!

hugs
Cathy

Porridge filled eggs? What is that? LOL!

Happy Easter to you too! It's not quite that time yet here. We still have two days.

Shhh,
Whisper

that was funny!!! not to mention Mommy Bear who does the dishes, the laundry, picks up after Papa and little Bears, does the shopping for the porridge ad all the other stuff that goes with being MommyBear!
thanks for the laughes!
love and hugs,
Sapph

Glad that you all liked that one. I thought it was true enough to pass on.....