- An old country doctor went way out to the boondocks to
deliver a baby. It was so far out, there was no
electricity.
When the doctor arrived, no one was home except for
the laboring mother and her 5-year-old child.
The doctor instructed the child to hold a lantern high
so he could see, while he helped the woman deliver the
baby. The child did so.
The mother pushed and after a little while, the doctor
lifted the newborn baby by the feet and spanked him on
the bottom to get him to take his first breath.
The doctor then asked the 5-year-old what he thought
of the baby.
The little boy responded: "He shouldn't have crawled
in there in the first place. Spank him again."
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