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A Friday giggle

August 8 2002 at 4:21 PM
Kendaa 

 
The following ad appeared in a newspaper ...... "SBF (single, black, female) Seeks Male companionship. Age and ethnicity unimportant. I'm a young, svelte good-looking girl who LOVES to play. I love long walks in the woods, riding in your pickup truck, hunting/camping/fishing trips. I love cozy winter nights spent lying by the fire. Candlelight dinners will have me eating out of your hand. Rub me the right way and watch me respond. I'll be at the front door when you get home from work, wearing only what nature gave me. Kiss me and I'm yours. Call 555-XXXX and ask for Daisy." The phone number was the Humane Society and Daisy was an eight-week-old black Labrador Retriever. They received 643 calls in the two days


 
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Shait

ROTFLMAO!!!!

August 8 2002, 5:37 PM 

That was great Kendaa. Had me going in the beginning. I thought was the h*** kinda gal is this. Thanks.

Made the day a little brighter.





Hugs,
Shait

 
 
~Wikewike

LMAO!

August 9 2002, 7:33 AM 

Great ad! I love it! LOL!

 
 
Gwen

Oh no!

August 9 2002, 8:33 AM 

LMAO!

Don't show my hubby that one. He already wants a black lab puppy! (We are NOT getting a dog!)

Shhh,
Whisper

 
 
mallenia

Too funny!

August 10 2002, 11:59 PM 

Well, that's one way for a babe to get noticed!

mallenia

 
 
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