Two elderly women were out driving in a large car. Both could barely see over the dashboard. As they were cruising along, they came to an intersection. The stoplight was red but they just went on through. The woman in the passenger seat thought to herself. "I must be losing it. I could have sworn we just went through a red light."

After a few more minutes they came to another intersection, the light was red, and again they went right through. This time, the passenger was almost sure that the light had been red, but was also concerned that she might be seeing things. She was getting nervous and decided to pay very close attention. At the next intersection, sure enough, the light was definitely red and they blew right through it.

She turned to the other woman and said, "Mildred! Did you know that you ran through three red lights in a row? You could have killed us."

Mildred turned to her and said, "Oh! Am I driving?

Of course, Mildred=Whisper.

I'm glad I'm not within Twapp!-ing range of Whisper!

giggle..

'shana

Oh, she couldn't be THAT bad, could she???

Mermaid

Too funny!

On our little Vegas trip, our "Chinese limo driver" (youngest of our four-some, and of Chinese-American descent) proved almost too dangerous and ran through several red lights before our screams got to her! Maybe it was all the confusing neon???

All I know is, the next night - we rented taxis all night!

mallenia

Oh dear - and the truly funny thing is...I can hear Whisper SAYING that! LOLOL! and <rvvvvvvvf> :D

LOL! Kendaa, I've heard her say it........
<<g,r,d>>

Just kidding. She's really not that bad. It's just a little joke between her and I.
{{{{Whisper}}}} You know I love ya' bo!

Okay, I'm out of it for a little while, and you all have a hey day!!!

Wike! I can't believe you did that! Okay, yes I can!

You know, I really am a good driver... I SWEAR!!!

Shhh,
Whisper