Q: How many women with MENOPAUSE does it take to change a light bulb?


A: One! ONLY ONE!!!! And do you know WHY? Because no one else in this house knows HOW to change a light bulb! They don't even know that the bulb is BURNED OUT!! They would sit in the dark for THREE DAYS before they figured it out. And, once they figured it out, they wouldn't be able to find the light bulbs despite the fact that they've been in the SAME CUPBOARD for the past 17 YEARS! But if they did, by some miracle of God, actually find them 2 DAYS LATER, the chair they dragged to stand on to change the STUPID light bulb would STILL BE IN THE SAME SPOT!!!!! AND UNDERNEATH IT WOULD BE THE WRAPPER THE STUPID LIGHT BULBS CAME IN!!! BECAUSE NO ONE EVER CARRIES OUT THE GARBAGE!!!! IT'S A WONDER WE HAVEN'T ALL SUFFOCATED FROM THE PILES OF GARBAGE THAT ARE A FOOT DEEP THROUGHOUT THE ENTIRE HOUSE!! IT WOULD TAKE AN ARMY TO CLEAN THIS DAMNED HOUSE!

I'm sorry.... What was the question??

I'm not near menopause and I'm like that every day!
Geez... what does that mean? LOL!

Mermaid

fayee slaps a hand across her own mouth ... I am sooooo not going there ....... <weg>

hugs
fayee

ROTF!
Oh, I've been there
done that
took pics
sent postcards
bought the t-shirt
and got property!

Mermaid (also rhymes with witch! Hey, just ask my coworkers!)

ROFLMAO!!!!!!!!

Wike.....that's sooooo funny!!

That was hilarious! I feel that way about changing the toilet paper!!!

Shhh,
Whisper

I knew if any group of people would like that it would be you people! LOL!
{{{{{{{My people}}}}}}}

And I know I feel like that more often than not! LOL!!