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The Mommy with Herculean Powers to Embarrass!

September 2 2003 at 6:56 PM
Whisper 

 
LOL!

Okay, my dad is pretty fun. I've got to admit that I probably get a bit of my sense of humor from him. Today I went over to my folks' house to visit, and my dad had picked up an air horn for me; no reason, just for grins. Well together we decided I should go to the girls' schools and play the mommy-with-the-air-horn commercial role. [For those of you who have never seen this commercial, it's a riot! You initially see this woman running down the street with a bumper sticker on her behind. She runs up to the school, following the pick-up route that all the cars follow, and the woman's daughter comes out of school. The woman blows her air horn the way the other parents are blaring on the horns in their cars. The daughter is of course mortified. -- Anyway, I like it. ]

So, I go to Annie's school (elementary school), park the car, wait for her to come out, and then blare on the air horn, jumping up and down and yelling "Annie!! I'm over here!!" IT WAS A RIOT!!! She covered her face, turned white as a sheet, and announced to all those around her, "I do NOT know her."

MADE MY DAY!

Then I went to Emily's school (middle school) and did the same thing! It was so funny to see every child around her evaporate into thin air! The kids just scattered! I laughed so hard I really thought I was going to sneak a leak!!!

Okay, so now my kids believe I will do ANYTHING!

My job is done! LOL!

Shhh,
Whisper

 
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fayee

ROFLMAO!!!!

September 3 2003, 2:36 AM 

You know Whisper I'm in awe of your dedication to being a mum - it's your job to embarass them and you did it soooooo well !!!!!! Think how lucky they are to have a mum who can do this AND have such great Captain Retard episodes too - they are very blessed IMHO

So what were Doug's thoughts on all this .... <weg>

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fayee

 
 
Kendaa

OMG!!!!

September 3 2003, 9:10 PM 

That's...that's...ROTFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

You are DA BOMB woman!!! That was just wonderful to read! I KNOW that when they grow up your girls are going to be telling every single person around them how wonderful you were when they were growing up and that you ROCK, woman!!!!!

If I had a hat, I'd doff it to you, because that was bloody brilliant! What a breath of fresh air! :D

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Mermaid

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September 4 2003, 5:55 AM 

Heh, Heh, Heh...
And when you're in middle school it's even more mortifying!
Yeah, you!!!! ROTFLMAO!
That's a great commercial, I love how the woman is going down the street doing hand signals when she makes a turn! And by the time she gets to her daughter's school, she's lost a shoe!

You keep torturing them, that's a parent's job!

Mermaid

 
 
Whisper

LOL!

September 4 2003, 9:04 AM 

It really made my day! My youngest didn't speak to me for about 1/2 hour, and my oldest won't talk about it! LOL!

That was SO much fun!!!!

Shhh,
Whisper

 
 
Kendaa

She won't talk about it?

September 4 2003, 1:27 PM 

ROTFLMAO!!!! She's in denial! LOLOLOLOL!

 
 
~Wikewike

Re: The Mommy with Herculean Powers to Embarrass!

September 5 2003, 4:42 PM 

O-M-G!!!!
You are priceless!
I wish that my mom was half that cool and funny when I was a kid! LMAO!!

I'm gonna have to borrow that horn....... <<WG>>

 
 
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