BUTTERCUPS

Toward the end of the golf course, Harry somehow
managed to hit his ball into the woods finding it in a
patch of pretty yellow buttercups.
Trying to get his ball back in play, he ended up
thrashing just about every buttercup in the patch.
All of a sudden, in a flash and puff of smoke, a
little old woman appeared. She said, "I'm Mother
Nature! Do you know how long it took me to make those
buttercups? Just for that, you won't have any butter
for your popcorn the rest of your life; better still;
you won't have any butter for your toast for the rest
of your life.....as a matter of fact, you won't have
any butter for anything the rest of your life!" Then
POOF!....she was gone.

After Harry got a hold of himself, he hollered for his
friend, Fred.
"Fred, where are you?" Fred yells back, "I'm over
here, in the pussywillows."
Harry yells back......"DON'T SWING FRED!!!" "For God's
sake, DON'T SWING!!"
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Shhh,
Whisper

LOVE it!!!! Hehehe

OMG! I'm sending this to hubby!
LOL!