Jesus, Moses, and an old, bearded man were out playing golf one day.
Moses pulled up to the tee and drove a long one. It landed in the fairway but rolled directly toward a water trap. Quickly Moses raised his club, the water parted and it rolled to the other side safe and sound.
Next, Jesus strolls up to the tee and hits a nice long one directly toward the same water trap. It landed directly in the center of the pond and kind of hovered over the water. Jesus casually walked out on the pond and chipped it up onto the green.
The 3rd guy gets up and sort of randomly whacks the ball. It heads out over the fence and into oncoming trafffic on a nearby street. It bounces off a truck and hits a nearby tree.
From there it bounces onto the roof of a nearby shack & rolls down into the gutter, down the downspout, out onto the fairway & right toward the aforementioned pond. On the way to the pond, it hits a little stone & bounces out over the water & onto a lily pad where it rested quietly.
Suddenly, a very large bullfrog jumped up on the lily pad & snatched the ball into his mouth. Just then, an eagle swooped down & grabbed the frog & flew away. As they passed over the green, the frog squealed with fright & dropped the ball which bounced right into the hole for a beautiful hole in one.
Moses then turned to Jesus & said, " I hate playing with your Dad."


Hugs,
Shait

What a crack up!

Shhh,
Whisper