Oh, this just cracks me up! Bruce Kluger and David Slavin (columnists for salon.com) wrote this for the LA Times. LOL!
This is regarding what we might see in Clinton's memoirs, Dr. Seuss style.
LMAO!
It is titled,
'Comeback Kid' in Whoville
On Newt Gingrich:
The 'Grich hated Democrats, hated our fashion
Our tax and our PACs and our hell-bent compassion
Then one winter morning he threw a conniption
"My 'Contract,'" he said, "is the perfect prescription!"
So what made the speaker so vicious to all?
His gavel, perhaps, was two sizes too small
On Monica Lewinsky:
I did not see her in that dress
I did not start this tawdry mess
I did not own a cheap cigar
(I do not like this Kenneth Starr)
I asked myself, "Am I a sham?"
Myself responded, "Damn, I am."
On his grand jury testimony:
Of course it depends what the meaning of "is" is,
and "whoosits" did "whatsits" to hers's and his's
I meant what I said, and I said what I meant:
Executive privilege 100 percent!
On the media:
They came without warning, so rabid, so busy
They came with such gusto that Dee Dee was dizzy
With Sam and with Cokie, with Russert and Hume
Who knew I'd run out of my wiggling room?
On his future:
Oh, the places I'll go, I can out-trek the pope
From Harlem to Hollywood, Haifa to Hope
I'll play global gadfly, I'll schmooze and I'll meddle,
I've visions of peace (and a memoir to peddle)
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OMGs! I haven't laughed this hard in a LOOOOOOONG time!!
Shhh,
Whisper
