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I can chew rocks.

January 24 2001 at 3:20 AM
Clawz  (no login)
from IP address 63.200.159.251

 
Yay...

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I can chew rocks!

 
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(Login Alfador_Fox)
152.117.235.152

Oh yeah, well I can chew...bricks! Yeah, bricks...

January 24 2001, 2:03 PM 

Yes, I can chew bricks! Well, by first summoning a water elemental inside my mouth to turn them back into clay...and even then they taste nasty...but...I can still do it!

And I am not a giant chicken! I am a giant fox! Yes, with three tails! And I am sitting here in this badly-translated 'soda bar' and waiting for others to join me on my <reverb>ADVENTURE OF A LIFETIME (or at least 80 hours)</reverb>!!!

I have mage-like powers, the ability to summon a few big-summon-monster-thingies, and a mean right hook. I also have the limited ability to transform, as per my special ability MORPH, which allows me, once per battle, to change my form. Like Terra from Final Fantasy VI, once I use it, I can't use it again for a short while. Unlike Terra, however, I don't revert to my previous form--the new form stays until I can MORPH again.

Some say that, due to my incredible-yet-still-toned-down-enough-to-make-the-game-interesting powers, I must be a descendent of one of the GREAT DRAGONS OF ETERNION'S SUMMONS. I would like to set the record straight by putting an end to all such nonsense. The possibility that I am descended from a dragon is absurd. Unthinkable. I'm a FOX for cryin' out loud! I cannot be descended from one of the GREAT DRAGONS OF ETERNION'S SUMMONS.

But one of the GREAT DRAGONS OF ETERNION'S SUMMONS is my brother.:)

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Three-tailed fox, in the house...<a href=

 
 
Bob the Cat
(Login BobTheCat)
63.20.74.39

I have you both beat...

January 24 2001, 10:52 PM 

I can chew hot molten lava.

Believe me when I say it tastes bad!

So

Todays quotes:

What will you do.... where will you go?
and
Prepare for battle!
Finally
You are strong indeed, but now you will die!

 
 
The Entity known only as Beh
(no login)
134.87.143.36

That's nothing

January 24 2001, 10:54 PM 

I can chew Tofu. ACRES and ACRES of TOFU.

 
 

(Login TALLPANZER)
24.64.205.71

You know what I can do

January 25 2001, 12:13 AM 

Eat food that actually tastes good, and I can cook it to.


I can go any where or any time I please.

 
 
SRGPI
(no login)
65.3.223.72

Don't mind....

January 25 2001, 12:23 AM 

Forking over a truck load of Double Western Bacon Cheeseburgers and 2 truck loads of fries with that then?

 
 
webrunner
(Login webrunner)
Forum Owner
131.162.146.150

I once ate the universe.

January 25 2001, 12:45 AM 

Needed some astro-salt.

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webrunner! Adventurers! Cartoonist!
bag

 
 
Clawz
(no login)
63.200.159.251

I have an etch'a'sketch

January 25 2001, 2:38 AM 

*finishes his masterpeice then shows it to everyone, then a large monster in the distance jumps up and down and it is ruined quickly with a shshshzht noise as the stuff falls off*

AHAWH CRAP!

I can bake bread.

 
 

(Login ChronoDeus)
134.126.183.227

You ate the universe?

January 25 2001, 3:07 AM 

Actually, that might explain a few things.

Krono
"Sanity is relative."

 
 
TALLPANZER
(Login TALLPANZER)
24.64.205.71

What? No Drink? (N/T)

January 25 2001, 3:34 PM 

N/T

I can go any where or any time I please.

 
 
SRGPI
(no login)
65.3.223.72

Ah forgot.

January 25 2001, 8:23 PM 

Add 10 rain seasons of soda with that.

 
 
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