1. You find yourself casually standing in a cat stance.
2. You trip, go into a roll and come up in a fighting stance. In church.
3. You answer your boss Ussss.
4. You put your hands together in a martial arts bow position (one hand open the other closed) after grace at the dinner table.
5. You tie your bathrobe belt in a square knot. Then check to make sure the ends are exactly even.
6. You accept change from the cashier using a perfect knife hand with the thumb carefully tucked in.
7. Every time you handle a screwdriver or razor knife, etc., you just can't help changing grip from hammer to reverse to flip over to dagger grip etc. And your shop help is standing cautiously far, far away from you.
8. When you're outside doing landscaping/gardening you "practice" with all the neat weapons.
9. The first word out of your parrot's mouth is KIAI! and you teach your cat how to free spar.
10. You shut the refrigerator door with a side thrust kick.
11. You shop for clothes based on whether you can kick in them.
12. The only clothes you'll wear are gis.
13. The books on your night stand are by authors like Gichin Funakoshi, Hirokazu Kanazawa and Musashi Miyamoto.
14. The Twelve Days of Christmas becomes: one boxing bag, two boxing gloves, three shin pads (includes an extra pad for the one you'll inevitably lose), four Tokaido gi's, five rolls of adhesive tape.... twelve cases of Tiger Balm.
15. You look for a place to live based on the amount of practice space it provides.
16. You refuse to wear shoes.
17. You say to the salesman in the men's store, "Nice pants, but I don't think I can kick in them."
18. You go to the shoe store to try on shoes and instead of walking or jogging around the store, you practice pivoting, sweeps, stances and kicks.
19. You hit your head on a low doorway or ceiling and kick it in anger and damage it.
20. You're practicing your arm blocks while driving down the highway, notice someone in another car staring at you, and suddenly turn your block into vigorously fanning away an imaginary fly.
21. You use various strikes to turn lights off and on.
22. You don your clothing with kicks, thrusts, and punches.
23. You open and close doors with spinning kicks.
24. You find yourself idly doing iaido and kenjitsu moves with the plastic knives at the fast food place.
25. You can't walk by anybody else from your school without casually exchanging a flurry of mock strikes and kicks.
26. You haven't gotten over the phase of seeing everybody walking around with a blanket of little red cross-hairs on all their vital spots.
27. You leap to your feet and shriek with indignation while watching "Kung Fu", "Walker, Texas Ranger", "Renegade" and "Highlander" at home.
28. You deliberately go to see martial arts movies in the theater so you can leap to your feet and shriek with indignation during the movie, out in the parking lot, and with all your friends the next time you're at class.
29. You find yourself practicing bo staff techniques in miniature with your pencil during dull meetings.
30. You try to back fist the correct floor button on the inside of the elevator, based on your memory of the button's location, before you get in far enough to see it.
31. You notice you never stand with your arms crossed or your hands in your pockets.
32. You tend to keep at least one flavor of martial arts weapon close at hand by your bed when you sleep.
33. You buy shoes either because they're particularly flexible or have steel toes.
34. You have at least one fantasy where you are a martial arts hero and end the fight by
saying something so cool that you make Arnold Schwarzenegger and Clint Eastwood look like nervous chatterboxes.
35. You have begun to master the reflex to commit a very messy homicide when, directly after someone finds out you practice martial arts, they immediately ask "Are you a Black Belt ???"
36. You have the urge to bow every time you enter or leave a room.
37. You accidentally call your favorite professors "Sensei".
38. You find yourself practicing stances while standing in lines.
39. You bow going into and out of the bathroom.
40. You don't use any tools while splitting firewood.
41. You are introduced to someone and you bow to greet them.
42. You see some wood or concrete, even things like stools or tables, and get excited while you picture just how you would go about breaking it. Then you get funny looks as you feel it and give it a look of hard concentration, then maybe measure off a few times.
43. You find yourself having nightmares, and there you are counter attacking the demons or enemies with lightning fast strikes, breaking their limbs, and screaming, 'wataaaa', your lungs and their ears out!!
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back after a long vacation, people. How you all been?
You spelled everything wrong except my name. Congratulations, moron.
English is my second language and I use it better than you. How old are you? 12? There are pigs that are able to manipulate joysticks yet dumbasses like you can't even construct a simple sentence. YOU HAD TO EDIT IT FOR GOD'S SAKE! Which only indicates how moronic and sad the original would of been.
I fail to understand how you actually think that what you said offended me in any particular way. If anything, it has made you look even stupider than ever before. I'm going to show my friends your posts, so we can all have a laugh at how much of a stupid ass you have.
"You spelled everything wrong except my name.
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Who gives a rats ass. Im sure everybody hear understands well what i wanted to say, as**ole. A thick headed twat like you who doesnt understand **** if spelled differnly doesnt need to be around here.
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"English is my second language and I use it better than you."
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if thinking that makes u feel better, fine kid.
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"How old are you? 12? There are pigs that are able to manipulate joysticks yet dumbasses like you can't even construct a simple sentence"
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I will, promise you, so that you can undertstand what you're being told and 'think' for a change.
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"YOU HAD TO EDIT IT FOR GOD'S SAKE! Which only indicates how moronic and sad the original would of been."
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Trust me you dont wanna know. It would've broken your heart little girl.
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"I fail to understand how you actually think that what you said offended me in any particular way."
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Ah, only if you understood what i said. Im starting to feel bad for you, being such a loser.
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"If anything, it has made you look even stupider than ever before. I'm going to show my friends your posts, so we can all have a laugh at how much of a stupid ass you have."
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well, we all have our reasons to laugh. LMAO.
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"Good luck in your future career:"
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that's kikin you ass, and F*king your M*TH*R.
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"mopping floors."
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ill use your head for it!
Wow. Just like High School. I am heartened to see such comraderie and respect for your fellow man. Now, if only their were somewhere you guys could slap the Sh!t out of each other online, maybe we could get a bet going.LOL:)
If you are indeed 20, then you are simply making yourself look like a bigger fool. I thought you were 12, doesn't that say something about your maturity?
The problem with dumbasses like you is, no matter how badass my arguments are, no matter how much they prove you wrong, you don't even understand the words I say because your that stupid. Which means anything I say to you is simply a waste of time. This is my last post to you.
It is clear you'll be living a beautiful career mixing concrete.
I agree on your points Jiyasa, Like I had said before, "What's up with all this sh!t-talking?". This matter with this "Exit_Dragon" fellow is a prime example of that post I put up. Friendly joking and whatever is fine but this is definitely NOT it. When I had posed that question it was done so with scenarios like this in mind. I am a mere 18 years old, and though I am not serious all of the time, I am a sober-minded person by nature. So as you can imagine,this kind of vulgar display of idiocy kind of irks me as well. I have tried to make light of all this, but how the hell is anything constructive supposed to be said/had when such outstanding displays of immaturity and vulgarity are being exchanged? I am not saying you are wrong Jiyasa, far from it, I am just trying to add my 2 bits here. In any case, bottom line, the purpose of this forum is to discuss martial arts, in a friendly/mature manner. If you want to just talk pure sh!t like this "exit_dragon" person, you had better find yourself a different forum. PERIOD!!
Some welcome i get from you people. I just wanted you guy to have a laugh. And some reaction i get. Heck maybe i should be the one who should stop posting not any of you guys.
I dont know Martial Arts Jiyasa, All i know is how to fight. And i can beat your ass anyday of the week, twice on sundays. U fu*ken KW. Me and Big Sean ****s on your face.
"People that really are bad asses don't let pride get in the way. They understand the difference of fighting for ego and fighting to defend their life. People that really shouldn't be f**ked with because they are dangerous, don't let stupid sh*t bother them. If they walked away let it go, or if he is willing to have a boxing match to settle the whole thing, fine. I would still hesitate to trust that, because if you win the boxing match his ego will be crushed and he will come back harder."
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Everyone says how much they dislike "Exit Dragon" yet he has got more replies and probally more views on this post then anyone on this forum, right now. LoL I think he is a great sales man. He's like the rapper "Emenem" on the forum, everyone luvs to hate "Exit Dragon". LOL haha!
Apparently my little piece of advice hasn't sunk in yet. To me, in my own opinion which i am entitled to, both of you, yes, even you jiyasa are being retarded here. Exit dragon, who gives a **** if you could beat his ass? I don't, he doesn't, whoopty friggin doo man. And jiyasa, if he doesn't understand your kick ass slams, why waste your time? So why dont you both shut up n grow some balls. Show us ALL, yeah all of us cuz this is a public forum, how mature you can both be and no matter how much you want to, dont right some gay ass comment back.
To be honest, Exit Dragons first post was a nice bit of humour that I far as I thought offended no one, and indeed I ejoyed the read. But for some reason, individuals like Jiyasa want to start bad mouthing the dude.
I do not find it suprising that he starts insulting back. He was not even debating a point that got out of hand, it was simply a humourous post. Geeze you all need to grow up. You spend far to much time on the computer if a little post like that could upset you somehow.
Question everything, Know nothing.
This message has been edited by kjax on Jan 16, 2004 11:11 AM
Phases looks around and sees that nobody is laughing and starts chuckling to himself haaha! 
