I am EXTREMELY handsome.

Even though I am a LOVER and not a FIGHTER, I could still kick your ass!

I have a rapier wit.

I have an extremely high I.Q.

My log in is quite clever.

I am ALWAYS right.

I smell good.

I conquered Mt. Fuji.

Could easily lure your sister and mother in bed while having your dad watch.

My Kung Fu is stronger than yours.


Matt

P.S. Reason 11, I hate NWFISH.

Like whatever.

Question everything, Know nothing.