ok as it seems no one cares ive deleted this message because i thaught only the true martial artists would understand it. plus ive had many instructors.
This message has been edited by Meinzer on Mar 26, 2004 8:07 PM
mate you are definatly new to here. You write like a twelve year old. your story is pointless apart from trying to impress us, which i think you will find it did not.
Word of advice a forum is for debate, sharing of ideas, not for you to show off. You just sound like a retard otherwise known as nwfish.
Apart from the obvious reasons this story is utter bullsh1t, I'll tell ya what really tipped me off. After you got the bat, instead of using it, you threw it in the bushes. No one in their right mind would discard an equalizer when out-gunned six to one. I award you no points, and may god have mercy on your soul.
Im sold man.... I want to learn this "JEEK KUNE DO" It sounds to me like this is the Ultimate in ass whoopin. I have finally found my martial art.
Meizner will you be my sifu. I will follow you loyally and pay you a fortune to train me in Jeek kune do. Please tell me do you have videos that you can sell me for $250 a set that can compete w/ Sifu Lamars and do you do seminars too?
You are the MAN!
NOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
that was the saddest outreach for im a bad ass that i've ever read.........LOL....
The Movie Critics have Rated this movie 5 star,
and it has been rated R due to its violent nature.
What critics are saying....
"Amazing, I was at the edge of my seat from the beginning to the credits! The realism, the truth of fighting is revealed in the action packed fight scenes, Meinzer is without a doubt a gift to the martial arts community. "
"never have we experienced the profoundness of martial arts as this movie so wonderfully depicts"
"Meinzer movies should be shown in all public schools as he presents us with such fine Martial Arts morals, his confidence, his wisdom, his compassion, his flowing moves, simply left me befuddled"
"I am left without words, I am speechless, I joined a tae kwon do school immediately after the movie!!"
"Bravo!!"
"Meinzer is a good role model to our children, let us all throw our bats to the bushes!! "
"An absolute triumph! Side effects from viewing may include restlessness, excitability, non stop bowl movement and masturbation!"
-Bob Bodenkirk
"Ron Jeremy and Siskel give this two 12 incher cocks way up!!"
"Joann Summers from the Los Angeles Times says this is breath taking, alluring, and will leave you spell bound!"
Peter Gibbons from Initech said "you know, I never really enjoyed paying bills or watching stupid movies, I don't think I am going to do that anymore. I'm going to go home and watch Meinzer on Kung Fu theatre. Do you like kung fu?"
"I stopped myself from finishing a light brite and cumming to watch the finale of Meinzer on tv! Unbelivable!!!"
I only got up to " I practice my own style of Jeek Kune Do alot. Ive studied multiple books on Jeet Kune Do written by Bruce Lee. ive also studied his books on Gung Fu." before I had to laugh. Kid, you just shot yourself in the ass with this statement. While the story itself is far-fetched, the fact that you read the books and suddenly knew how to kick ass is just not the thing that happens. They can give you good ideas, but they cannot truly train you, and without someone who has knowledge and experience in the matter you will not go very far. Combine that with the fairy tale of Tolkien proportions, and any martial artist worth his salt can only come to one conclusion: you obviously have no experience in martial arts. If you want to train, fine, but get yourself an instructor, and ditch the fairy tales, they do not serve you, they only serve to make you seem like a naive ass......By the way, welcome to webkwoon.
Your Friendly Neighborhood Zub-Zub
Hey, I like this guys technique of "throwing his body" at someone wielding a knife. Sure that would HAVE to work. And these knife and bat wielding opponents just "punch" him.
Ok, quick poll. How many people think that the guy who wrote this actually expected people to take him seriously? How many people think he was just trolling?
If he used paragraphs, it wouldnt look so long and boring. If you look at the words in the full screen you can start to see pictures of stuff, like when you stare at clouds in the sky... "OH LOOK A ZEBRA!"
One day I'll read it.
Phases ®
Phases ®
This message has been edited by Phases on Mar 26, 2004 4:49 PM
Meinzer, you pathetic little sh!t. You come to a forum of people who take what is in my opinion the most realistic martial art for true combat. You preach your stupid, obviously fake story. And then you delete your post when you realize no one with at least a month of martial arts experience believes it. There are a lot of experienced Jeet Kune Do guys here, there are also a lot of people here who have been in many fights. We know what happens in the streets, you obviously don't. So don't come to us with your honorable; tossing bats into bushes, bullsh!t! If you were really in that situation and for some miraculous reason weren't dead yet, you wouldn't have EVER thrown that bat away. Damned TROLL!
This message has been edited by Masamune_77 on Mar 27, 2004 11:35 AM
Meinzer wrote: "Okay, as it seems no one cares, I've deleted this message because I thought only the true martial artists would understand it. Plus, I've had many instructors."
I love this sort of rationalization. Because nobody agreed with Meinzer, (i.e., nobody swallowed his horsesh!t), he immediately comes back and offers the ye olde' "you don't understand" argument, as if we're too stupid to "get" it.
Oh, don't worry, we get it. It's not rocket science. You made up a story, over did it on the details, and got called on it. There's no mystical content that only "true martial artists" can understand. You lied, you got caught, end of story.
And the most prominent evidence of this is that you took down your post. That's a NWFISH mindset if I've ever seen one.
Oh, and not that I think you'll ever reply, but what instructors have you had? Specifically, what JKD guys have you trained under? Just curious. It must have been quite a few for you to have the ability to make up your own style.
Simply because that garbage was too funny! It reminded me of some of Descado's "ninja" posts, only much less realistic. And of course eveyone knew Mike was just joking in those posts. What made THIS post particularly funny is the fact that nobody seems to be able to tell whether this joker actually expected to be taken seriously or not. That is the sign of a TRUE satirical master. Mike you should bow in humility. You've been out BSed.
Hey Meinzer! I believe in you dude. All these JKDer's are just jealous because they studied JKD all these years and still haven't got the glow. Well, keep your head up kid. You'll go far! Now I'm to go watch the "Last Dragon".
Hello all. I just noticed that Meinzer has a U.S. army email address. So here's a new poll. Is he:
A) A shell shocked gulf war 2 vet?
B) Someone currently in Iraq and just bored?
C) An army brat using his dad's email?
D) A navy man trying to make army look bad?
Regards,
John M. Drake
This message has been edited by jdrake on Apr 2, 2004 4:05 PM
