Belle’s got her own little bun in the oven
And her guilt tripping husband is over the sun
She broke it off with Shawn and he’s moving on
With Mimi— her ex best friend—Oh, what fun!
Fun times call for fun games
And with this one we have no shame:
The Salem Baby Piddle!
No guessing the arrival time and date
Forget the “Will he be early or will she be late?”
Not even a “Will he be a he or will she be a she?”
We really don’t care what your guesses would be
For in the rules of Salem Baby Piddle
There really truly is only one riddle…
WHO'S THE DADDY?
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