If Rats Could Talk...

Ever wonder what those little dopey ratties would say if they could talk?  Here are some frases that my rats would definately say if they could!

Tinker:

"That's shiny!  It's mine."

"That smells good!  It's mine." 

"I'm hungry!  Your dinner, it's mine!"

"Oatis, you smell!"

"Oatis, you take up too much room!  I'm pushing you outa this igloo [shove]!"

"Mommy, you're mine!  Let me pee on you!"

"Let me outa this cage so I can run under the bed, the only place you won't let me go!"

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Oatis:

"I'm tired!  Tinker, can you please stop running around for one second and lie down?  You make a good pillow."

"I'm hungry.  Let me only eat the yummy stuff in my food, and not touch any of the healthy stuff!  What do you mean I'm fat?  I'm not fat!"

"Do you want to see my impression of a fat, lazy slob?  I'm good at it!"

"Mommy, come closer so I can lick all of the food of your face.  Hey, while I'm at it, why don't I just lick your face off as well?"

"Tinker, please stop bumping into me!"

"Tinker, you want to wrestle with me?  Haha!  I'll squash you, you little

pip-squeek [splat]!"