Alas, Babylon 
Thediehard
    
    The right-wing-owned press and dis-info-tainment industry   continues to cover for thoroughly incompetent Smirky Dumbya, desperately  spinning the thief administration's lies against facts slowly but inevitably  leaking out about the idiotic loss of our spy plane.  Who cares whether it's  ever returned? The damage is done -- and questions are starting to form in  even the most dimwitted conservative, like bubbles slowly gathering in  molasses being brought to boil. 
    Why was the spy plane there in the first place?  The  cocaine-snorting drunk's administration has now, reluctantly and mumbling,  admitted that the same information could be gathered by a 40-year-old U2 --  or from satellites.  So the Elint was ordered there to either (1)  taunt the Chinese, or (2) be "forced down" on purpose. 
    Pay attention here, because we're going to get awfully  complicated for repugnants.  It's called "third grade logic." 
    If (1), then it was a stupid move on Cheney's part.  (The  whole ploy was obviously instigated by the retreaded plot-meister thugs of  Daddy's world, just as the stolen election was.  Remember, CIA Daddy's  dumbest boy -- and that's going some -- has been kept pretty much away from  the grown-ups, surfacing only to be allowed to read a few lame and  inappropriate jokes. His performance during this manufactured "crisis,"  attempting to create some credibility, backfired -- as oil-slick Dick says, "Big  Time."  His appearance were stumbling and pathetic, and his absences  were a national disgrace and free-world embarrassment.  Hardball Liar Rove  winks that naptime-boy doesn't want to "hog the spotlight" -- even  while his handlers do so -- but the truth is that even the thumbsucker's best  friends know he can't be trusted near a camera without a short simple  script printed in big crayon block letters.) 
    But if (2), it was a deliberate move to "secretly" transfer  technology to the Chinese. 
    Question.  Why was the plane not destroyed?  Why were its  normal self-destructs disabled or removed, and the crew equipped  only with ($600 military spec) hammers?  Why did the crew violate their  SWORN OATHS -- understand, these are people who hold top-secret-plus  clearances, investigated for three generations, with millions of  dollars invested in their training -- and allow themselves and their "top  secret" equipment to fall into "enemy" hands? 
    Answer.  Either (1), there was nothing on the plane worth  their lives. That's reasonable -- after all, American companies have  been using Chinese peasant slave labor to build their electronics for decades,  so they already have all the parts.  And of course it was Reagan, and  felony-criminal's traitor daddy, who actively encouraged, with then-Secretary  Cheney's help, the Chinese to steal U.S. military "secrets," in order to  build up a threat to replace the Russians and keep bankrupting the  country so they could keep funneling trillions of our tax dollars to their  military industry buddies.  The Clinton administration DISCOVERED the  treason, not participated in it. 
    Or, (2), the crew was ordered to let their plane and their  persons be "forced down." 
    Question.  There are 19 crew positions on the spy plane.   Who were the extra five, and why were they there?  Were they (1) more of the  draft-dodging wartime-deserter's campaign contributors taking a joyride,  like those illegally at the controls of our top-secret nuclear sub who  murdered innocent fishing students, or were they (2) daddy's CIA  goons, there to help the Chinese get whatever they needed off the spy plane? 
    Draw your lines and connect the dots. 
    We have to keep reminding ourselves that the congenital  liar illegally squatting in the White House can't read, and has the IQ of  cottage cheese. He's being egged on by the chickenhawks (those who push war  but dodged the draft themselves, like Cheney), who need a war to  bolster their stock portfolios after consumer confidence tanked into a  repugnant recession when we saw just what criminals they were.  They have this  "star wars" wet dream, being either too stupid to understand the words "IT  DOES NOT WORK," or too old to care, so long as the obscene profits can pay  for their Viagra a little while longer. 
    We should get some of those old comics showing the gruesome  aftermath of nuclear war and send them to the fascists reveling in their  stolen power, because duh-bya and his ancient neo-nazi profiteers are  unquestionably heading us in that direction with their blind greed and  short-sighted stupidity.  Make sure the comics have plenty of pictures of  shambling mutants and giant cockroaches and dead planets.  Because  even old-time mild-mannered books on "actions have consequences" (isn't  that a favorite repukelican phrase?) like "Alas, Babylon" are clearly way  over their heads. 
 
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