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Clean up before she comes

Clean up before she comes

Clean up before she comes

Clean up before she comes

Clean up before she comes

Clean up before she comes

Living in a dusty town

Living in a dusty town

Living in a dusty town

There's something in her eyes

Must be a smile from my mouth

There's something in her eyes

Must be a smile from my mouth

Twenty months has it all (getting older)

I must be getting old (ate my vegetables)

I must be getting old (getting older)

I must be getting old (ate my vegetables)

There's something in her eyes

Must be a smile from my mouth

There's something in her eyes

Must be a smile from my mouth

Clean up the dusty town

Living in a dusty town

Living in a dusty town

Living in a dusty town

Clean up before she comes

Clean up before she comes

Clean up before she comes

Living in a dusty town

I must be getting old (getting older)

I must be getting old (ate my vegetables)

I'm starting to eat my vegetables

 

Buffy’s pregnant

You'll have to fit the class

We'll all debate who's got the nicest ass

Spreading mind games on me

Clone, clone, clone, clone, clone

"I don't like you! You are nothing but a punk rock faggot!

I'm gonna beat you up and kill you!"

 

Misery loves company

To hope is admittance

Feed before beginning

Double-sided cynics

Reflected images

Don't be so selfish

Leaving the image

Follow it far

To find where you are

You haven't grown

Go on alone

Never finished his sentence

Remained in seclusion

For the next few days

Family is circling

He having moved up

By the size of the millisead

Finally he appeared unexpectedly

Looking for company

 

Blandest

You're my favorite

Of my saviours

You're my favorite

Oh no

Yes you're my favorite

Of my favorsYou're my razor

Oh no

Hey !And the situation wasn't quite as intense as I thought

I need you around to remind me when not to be calm.

 

The money will roll right in

I'm goin' to Hollywood, they'll see that I'm so good

I won't care how I feel, and I'll get to fuck Brooke Shields

I'll just sit and grin, the money will roll right in

I want to be a star, I'm going to have a car

And you'll have to admit, I'll be rich as shit

I'll just sit and grin, the money will roll right in

I would give you some, if you only would have treated me nice

You'll wish that you did, you'll feel pretty stupid

I'll just sit and grin, the money will roll right in

It's fun to be a star, it's nice to have a car

Yeah, you'll have to admit, that I'll be rich as shit

And I'll just sit and grin, the money will roll right in

The money will roll right in

 

Beans

Beans, beans, beans

Daffy ate some beans

He was happy, happy, happy

That he ate some beans

Naked, naked, naked

Sitting cross-legged

Naked, naked, naked

And he was happy, happy, happy

That he ate some beans

Wine, wine, wine

Daffy ate some wine

He was happy, happy, happy

That he ate some wine

Beans, beans, beans

Daffy ate some beans

And he drank some wine

And he was happy, happy, happy

That he drank some beans

 

Born in a junkyard

I'm long gone from vertical

Somewhere South is stopping me

I'm long gone from the American Dream

You may decide it's not for me

I'm long gone but I'll let you through

You may decide it's not for you

I'm long gone, but I'll let you through

You may decide there's nothing there

Born in a junkyard

Gone

I'm long gone but I'll let you through

You may decide that it's not that good

I'm long gone but I'll let you leave

You may decide on stopping me

 

Oh, The Guilt

(VERSE)

She seems to think

She seems too weak

She takes a week

To get over it

She likes the sea

She likes to see

She likes to think

She has all of it

She likes the sound

She likes the sand

She likes to stand

She can't afford to sit

She likes to be(3x)

She's into guilt

Guilt(3x)

She likes to think

She likes to drink

She seems too weak

She takes all the rent

She likes the time

She owns the time

She borrows time

To self-invent

She seems too weak

She likes to see

She likes to think

She has all the rent

She likes the sand

She likes to stand

She likes to sit

She likes to go

Go(3x)

SOLOVERSE

She likes to be(3x)

She likes to go

Go(7x)

 

On the mountain

I would never bother you

I would never promise to

I would never bother you

I would never promise to

If I say that word again

I would move away from here

You won't be afraid of fear

You won't be afraid of fear

You won't be afraid of fear

I am walking in the piss

Always knew it would come to this

Things have never been so swell

And I have never felt so well

You know you're right

You know you're right

You know you're right

Whistle and I'll come inside

I no longer have to hide

Let's talk about someone else

She just wants to love herself

She moves away from here

She just wants to love herself

I won't move from here

You won't be afraid of fear

I won't move from here

You won't be afraid of fear

I am walking in the piss

Always knew it would come to this

Things have never been so swell

And I have never been so well

You know you're right

You know you're right

You know you're right

Maybe you're right...

 

In his hands

He is gonna chase you in and out of a dream

You're not gonna thank him and I'm tired of this dream

Take him on occassion in the back of the room

If they don't show any affection he'll die in June

See the stab wounds in his hands

See him dying in his room

He's dying in his room

He's dying in his room

Heading for me, heading this way

He is coming, I don't care

I don't want to thank you, well I don't mind

Gave his only pleasures to a friend of mine

He's not gonna catch you in a lighted room

You don't thank him

I know I should

See the stab wounds in his hands

You killed him, I don't care

Keep a promise, you would too

Keep a promise, you would too

See the silence in his head

He is coming, I don't care

We're not gonna make it, well I don't mind

They don't want to thank him, they don't have any time

In a conversation whom they don't know

They don't have any patience, they're becoming slow

See a famine in his head

See him coming at their heels

He loves you, give him a chanceI don't love him, I don't care

See him starving, give her hell is over, we don't care in his room

 

Help me I’m hungry

Hold me, there's too much tension

Grade me, I'm fucking hungry

Help me, I'm fucking cornered

Grade me, you might be right

Lightning fucking around in my head

Fierce, dangerous, pathetic, fucked up

People freaking every day

White lights inside

What do you want

Cold naked man, picked off his scabs and

Fed them to the pigeons

Help him, he's fucking cornered

Grade him it might be fun

Lightning fucking around in my head, etc...Hold me, something's happening

Help me, somebody help me

Hold me, I'm fucking hungry

Help me, I'm right here, who are you?

Naked man (you say you saw)

Fed them, to the pigeons

Help him, he's fucking cornered

Grade him, it might be fun

Lightning fucking around in my head, etc...Help me, I'm fucking hungry

Help me, I'm fucking up

Hold me, some fucking help

 

Moist Vagina

She has a moist vagina

I particularly enjoy the circumference

I'll be sucking the warts off her anus

I prefer her to any other

Marijuana

She had a moist vagina

I prefered her to any other

Marijuana

 

Sappy

And if you save yourself

You will make him happy

He'll keep you in a jar

And you'll think you're happy

He'll give you breathing holes

And you'll think you're happy

He'll cover you with dust

And you'll think you're happy now

You're in a laundry room

You're in a laundry room

The clue that came to you, oh

And if you kill yourself

You will think you're happy

He'll keep you in a jar

Then you'll make him happy

He'll give you breathing holes

Then you'll think you're happy

He'll cover you with dust

Then you'll think you're happy now

You're in a laundry room

You're in a laundry room

The clue that came to you, oh

You're in a laundry room

You're in a laundry room

The clue that came to you, oh

And if you fool yourself

You will make him happy

He'll keep you in a jar

Then you'll think you're happy

He'll give you breathing holes

Then you will seem happy

You'll wallow in the shit

Then you'll think you're happy now

You're in a laundry room

You're in a laundry room

You're in a laundry room

The clue that came to you, oh

 

Curmudgeon

I can't hide, no

On the mantle

I'm not sad

Until I'm home

It's the season

I'm all reason

I have seen

All I have grown

Sheared at the seams

Cheat on me

And not seen

At the seams

I'm a lender

I'm a planter

I put something

In the garden

In the handle

On the mantleI met Santa

I met God

I'm a lady

Can you save me?

It's the sulfur

I have grown

'Tis the season

I'm all reason

I have fleas

So run on home

 

Even in his youth

Even in his youth

He was nothing

Kept his body clean

Going nowhere

Daddy was ashamed

He was something

Disgrace the family name

He was something

With this boy we are through

I've got nothing left to prove

If I die far away

I won't come back to stay

 

I hate myself and want to die

Runny nose and runny yolk

Even if you have a cold still

You can cough on me again

I still havent had my fulfill

In the someday what's that sound?

In the someday what's that sound?

In the someday what's that sound?

In the someday what's that sound?

Broken heart and broken bones

Think of how a castrated horse feels

One more quirky cliche'd phrase

You're the one I wanna refill

In the someday what's that sound?

In the someday what's that sound?

In the someday what's that sound?

In the someday what's that sound?

Most people don't realize

That two large pieces of coral,

Painted brown, and attached to his skull

With common wood screws

Can make a child look like a deer

In the someday what's that sound?

In the someday what's that sound?

In the someday what's that sound?

In the someday what's that sound?

Runny nose and runny yolk

Even if you have a cold still

You can cough on me again

I still havent had my fulfill

In the someday what's that sound?

In the someday what's that sound?

In the someday what's that sound?

In the someday what's that sound?

 

Marigold

He's there in case I wandered off

He's scared because I want

He's there in case I want it all

He's scared because I want

All in all the clock is slow

Six colour pictures all in a row of a marigold